Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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