I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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