took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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