My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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