he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Randomize
