I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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