I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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