Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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