Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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