so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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