I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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