I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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