he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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