Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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