As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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