Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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