elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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