: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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