So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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