I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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