Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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