Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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