I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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