How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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