When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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