i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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