The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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