where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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