im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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