Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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