i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
The air was thick with penises
My liver just had a heart attack.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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