so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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