"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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