My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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