My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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