So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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