ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I pour the whiskey from now on
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