Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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