The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
