OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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