Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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