We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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