I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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