I feel like I'm in dance class right now
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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