I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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