her vagine was all disorganized.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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