she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Vodka?
Forever.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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