Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
No subtext here. People are naked.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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