Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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