that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
There r osticjed everywhere
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
