So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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