Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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